Orthodontic Confessions: July 2026
I had a patient in today who lost his brace. I asked him what happened.
“I took my brace out and tucked it into the waistband of my football shorts”
Me: “…and then you played a game of football?”
He: “No, I ate a packet of biscuits”
And when he’d finished the pack of biscuits he went to put the brace back in, but ...


Classically, this toast was “to a willing foe and plenty of sea room”. I’m still not sure exactly what that means, but I presume it means that your adversary is taking responsibility for the consequences of the engagement and it’s ...
















